45 INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
(Alamak selalunya kita tak tahu pun apa org expect ni...)

2. Memorize your favorite poem.
(Satu2 yg aku ingat: Berlari ke hutan, kemudian menariku, Berlari ke pantai kemudian teriakku... err betul ker, cam dah lupa la plak)

3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
(dah lebih dah aku tido ni)

4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
(Agak ar, ni jgn suka2 jer ckap)

5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
(bagi kad, sms ker, takleh ker?)

6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
(Banyak dugaan la, baik terus kawin jer)

7. Believe in love at first sight.
(percaya ker tak haa?)

8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
(Tak tak aku tak gelak.. Percayalah)

9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
(lain kata jangan takut nak bercinta la)

10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
(You you I I, jangan sebut nama... Naper ek?)

11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
(Betul, sian orang tu, bukan dia minta sedara dia jadi camtu. Cuba klu korang yg dok tmpat dia. :( emo)

12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
(Alamak yang aku ni terbalik la plak)

13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,"Why do you want to know?"
(Ermm why do you want to know? Don't ask la...)

14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
(Takder benda yang takder risiko, nak makan nasi pun ada risiko tau)

15. Call your mom.
(Sian kat mak yang merindui anaknya. Anak jer yg kadang2 tak rindu kat mak... Tapi aku slalu tunggu mak call aku, takder kredit ar mak, Sory mak)

16. Say "God bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
(Yarhamullah, ermm aku tak sure ejaan dia betul ker tak)

17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
(So terus la belajar)

18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
(Kira cam 3R la , Respect pada diri anda dan orang lain, Ambil masa untuk relaks dan Respond pada persekitaran anda, awat rasa cam tak betul jer, ermm betui ar ni)

19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
(Nak bina ambil masa bertahun, nak putus ambil masa sesaat jer, ok aku tipu ckit, seminit ar paling cepat pun, jgn marah ar...)

20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
(Aiii aku selalu lambat buat ni)

21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
(Senyum seindah suria, mesti dia rasa panas nanti)

22. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
(Rasa2 dengan sapa anda cakap banyak, so kawin ar ngan org tu)

23. Spend some time alone.
(Dah banyak sangat masa aku wat camtu)

24. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
(Berubah dari yang buruk kepada yang baik tau)

25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
(Yes setuju sangat2)

26. Read more books and watch less TV.
(Huhu ermm video termasuk tak? Komik pun masuk tak?)

27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
(Agk ar, bila pk zaman memuda (ayat niza) dulu, tak best la plak)

28. Trust in God but lock your car.
(Hehehe macam joke tp ni betul per)

29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.
(Kalau rumah cam neraka camner nak balik)

30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. (Isk aku benci tol org yang suka mengunkit ni)

31. Read between the lines.
(Ada sesapa boleh terangkan yang ni tak, tp apa yg aku paham, jgn main redah jer... Yer tak?)

32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
(Betui3 sapa nak belajar dari aku ni?)

33. Be gentle with the earth.
(Yer la, bumi dah bagi macam2 kat korang tp korang tetap nak cemarkan dia. Bila ada bencana alam, siapa yang salah, mereka dan keluarga mereka.)

34. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it. (Jangan tinggal solat woit, hehe aku selalu gak kantoi)

35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered. (Alah kalau orang dah nak puji tu dengar ajer la)

36. Mind your own business.
(Jangan jaga tepi kain org lain.. Isk tak suka tau)

37. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss.
(Ermm orang Islam tak baik kiss2 ni kalau bukan muhrim la)

38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
(Aku nak pi Jepun, Perancis, England,Australia, Singapore, Sabah, Sarawak, Kutub utara/selatan... Hehehe sapa boleh bawa aku)

39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
(Tak reti2 nak bayar zakat and bantu org susah ker, bagi kat aku ker. Sedekah tu amalan mulia lagi berpahala)

40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
(Susah nak percaya tp betul tau)

41. Learn the rules then break some.
(NATES kat sebelah: break rules? Best wo)

42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
(Ada beza ker? Ermm penin penin tp cam tak setuju ckit ar)

43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
(Time, money, energy, isk banyak tu)

44. Remember that your character is your destiny.
(Tak paham gak, Aku punya character 'E', takkan tu destiny aku?)

45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
(Lagi la aku tak paham. Terang ckit. Gelap ar. Apa kena mengena masak dengan love dengan reckless abandon... Cikgu murid tak paham)